{"product_id":"chief-snack-officer-t-shirt","title":"\"Chief Snack Officer\" T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0\"\u003eWe spend hours meal prepping the perfect healthy lunch, only for them to turn up their noses. What do they actually want? The cookie. The goldfish. The cereal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0\"\u003eLet's face it. Your most important job title isn't 'Chef', it's \u003cstrong data-index-in-node=\"63\" data-path-to-node=\"3,1\"\u003eChief Snack Officer\u003c\/strong\u003e. Add to cart and hand out those goldfish in style.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":40910797701169,"sku":"89125414987693697675","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":40910797832241,"sku":"31949770194649052073","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ L","offer_id":40991065604145,"sku":"17114172212401562379","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":40910798192689,"sku":"11462865969907461667","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":40910798389297,"sku":"10987322626065535172","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":40910798553137,"sku":"98410659547314777366","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 4XL","offer_id":40991065702449,"sku":"26430040625430524852","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":40910797733937,"sku":"17662083282254972449","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":40910797897777,"sku":"81095882878830109830","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":40910798061617,"sku":"48862352487506120679","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":40910798258225,"sku":"17950489164554318787","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":40910798454833,"sku":"24857503185647855422","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":40991065636913,"sku":"15708005111003696156","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":40991065767985,"sku":"27148360132553173340","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":40991065505841,"sku":"10601214582310027549","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":40991065571377,"sku":"25566791437770766263","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":40910797996081,"sku":"33159787416266651251","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":40910798159921,"sku":"24264154949251131835","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":40910798356529,"sku":"22931454994198481698","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":40910798520369,"sku":"19174754113792332004","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":40991065669681,"sku":"27130382658280405819","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":40910797635633,"sku":"32682113229678205117","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":40910797766705,"sku":"28323773384314340521","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":40910797930545,"sku":"40435131499546721955","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":40910798094385,"sku":"31592501852065409461","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":40910798290993,"sku":"22322153356452891110","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":40910798487601,"sku":"17823083715473824702","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":40910798651441,"sku":"89219218475063291206","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":40991065538609,"sku":"14110924127521979505","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":40910797865009,"sku":"29523449445849368831","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":40910798028849,"sku":"34009015182768816799","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":40910798225457,"sku":"18572497321697577740","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":40910798422065,"sku":"90888537337017979628","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":40910798585905,"sku":"13766243268898585239","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":40991065735217,"sku":"15574591272691540836","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0593\/5392\/3633\/files\/ChaosCoordinator_2048x2048_0c7e0bfa-1204-4398-bfc2-213130b438de.png?v=1771790943","url":"https:\/\/shopbarelysane.com\/products\/chief-snack-officer-t-shirt","provider":"Barely Sane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}